Adventure Mouth!

Ingredients 3 large avocados  1/2 yellow onion, finely diced 2 Roma tomatoes 3 T fresh cilantro, finely chopped 1 jalapeño pepper, deseeded and diced 2 garlic cloves, minced 1 lime, juiced (1-2 T) 1/2 t sea salt need to punch this up a bit chili powder? cumin? etc? Instructions Peel avocados into a bowl, mash with a fork to desaired chunkiness Add remaining ingredients and mix.  Adjust lime juice, salt, and spices to taste. Suggestion for keeping guac green Place in a container, smooth the surface. Add 1/2" cold water over the top.  Seal and store. To use, pour off water and stir up.

Deep-Voiced Version Pint glass, chilled Juice of a wedge of lime, or 0.5 oz of chilled lime juice 1/2 to 1 packet of splenda 2 oz gin, chilled in freezer 4 oz Fever Tree tonic, refrigerated, poured gently down the side to preserve carbonation Add ice gently with tongs Garnish with crushed wedge, if used Stir gently

Ingredients 1.5 oz vodka 0.5 oz lime juice 2 oz ginger ale 2 oz cran-mango lite Add ice cubes and stir.  Garnish with lime wedge.